Dostoevsky once said there are two different kinds of stories (1) A vampire goes on a journey, and (2) a werewolf comes to town. In her infinite wisdom Stephenie Meyer has given us both in one novel.Part 1: Romeo and Juliet Are Assholes
Part 2: Do The Panic
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