Part 20 (Chapter 17): Alice, At Last
Part 19 (Chapter 16): Would Juliet Have Banged Paris?
Part 18 (Chapter 15): Bella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down
On Monday I saw Toy Story 3, which was great, wasn't it? Anyway, on the drink I purchased that cost $4.75, there was an advertisement for Vitamin Water's Eclipse-themed Triple Threat or Triple X or Triple-Something beverage, which has blueberry, acai, and pomegranate in it. Sounds delicious, no? No? Right underneath the listed flavors were (obviously) Bella, Jacob and Edward. So my question is, which berry represents which character, and why? What kind of berry is Alice? And no, MDMA does not count as a berry.
3 comments:
Today at the grocery store, I saw "razzcherries" in the bulk bin. I think that's Alice.
haha razzcherries is such a badass name!! XD thats so alice
jacob is an acai berry, because they are both exotic and associated with indigenous tribes.
edward is a blueberry because he's 100 yrs old and still a virgin and he's very cold to the touch.
bella is a pomegranate because she's a lady and persephone and shit.
DONE.
honestly, i still prefer blueberries, in spite of my mental association between them and edwards frozen vampire testes. or perhaps BECAUSE of....?
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