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NEWS FROM JOURNALISM: So I discovered that the picture of Mark Brand Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Ashley Greene at Disneyland was taken during the MTV Movie Awards, or the "Oscars for Retards" as some people have taken to calling them, which raises the question: why was Ashley Greene not there? Why wasn't she onstage to throw in a few more unbleeped curse words with P. Facinelli? Twilight Britney Fan has the scoop, which by the way, what? Someone bought the domain name twilightbritneyfan.com? That is amazing to me.
In other news, Peter "fuck fuck fuck fuck" Facinelli has gone on the fucking record as being in fucking favor of Greene and Kellan Lutz not getting fucking fired, which really doesn't fucking strike me as a fucking news story, so much, but whatever. All the more fucking reason that this fucking guy is fucking great.
MyStyle.com also has the story (playing it fast & loose with the word 'story') that Greene wore a dress better than Gavin Rossdale's daughter. Gavin Rossdale has an adult daughter? What the what? So much about the world of entertainment news makes no sense to me. Or should I say "us"? Everyone else seems to use a plural, so maybe I should. I mean, we should. We don't understand this shit, but we're going to keep trying.
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Didn't he, like, just find out about his daughter not long ago? Wasn't it something to do with her mom having an affair with him? Or something scandalous like that.
Either way, that is one ugly dress, but Greene does look better in it.
Is it just me or does Disneyland sound way more fun that the MTV movie awards? I think she made the right choice.
Yes,Gavin Rossdale found out that he had a teen-aged daughter not long after he and Gwen were married. ESCANDALO! Don't know much more than that, but if you google image search Gavin Rossdale's Daughter (my new band name) she's incredibly gorgeous (nuh doy.)
I have to say, I know that awards shows are ridiculous and rigged and painful, but I think that if I were nominated, I would do my best to attend. It just seems polite. But, if I were not specifically nominated, like Ashley wasn't, I would SO MUCH RATHER BE AT DISNEYLAND.
Then again, I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "I'd rather be on line at The Matterhorn." (Clearly, I don't have that. But I kind of wish I did.)
I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I'd rather just sit in a nice chair and get drunk and look at celebrities than have to like... walk around Disneyland. From what I have seen of the MTV Movie Awards and what I remember of previous years they were kind of nightmarish, though.
And yeah, she is very good looking. And very topless most of the time.
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