NEWS FROM JOURNALISM: So I discovered that the picture of Mark Brand Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Ashley Greene at Disneyland was taken during the MTV Movie Awards, or the "Oscars for Retards" as some people have taken to calling them, which raises the question: why was Ashley Greene not there? Why wasn't she onstage to throw in a few more unbleeped curse words with P. Facinelli? Twilight Britney Fan has the scoop, which by the way, what? Someone bought the domain name twilightbritneyfan.com? That is amazing to me.
In other news, Peter "fuck fuck fuck fuck" Facinelli has gone on the fucking record as being in fucking favor of Greene and Kellan Lutz not getting fucking fired, which really doesn't fucking strike me as a fucking news story, so much, but whatever. All the more fucking reason that this fucking guy is fucking great.
MyStyle.com also has the story (playing it fast & loose with the word 'story') that Greene wore a dress better than Gavin Rossdale's daughter. Gavin Rossdale has an adult daughter? What the what? So much about the world of entertainment news makes no sense to me. Or should I say "us"? Everyone else seems to use a plural, so maybe I should. I mean, we should. We don't understand this shit, but we're going to keep trying.