Whoops, Ashley Greene is participating in Fashion's Night Out, which is basically Why The Global Community Hates America's Night Out. The freaks at AshleyFreaks.org have the press release, which contains a partial list of the [capitalization sic] "Celebrities, Designers, Beauty Mavens, etc." who will be participating. BEAUTY MAVENS. Those are a thing! Participating, in this case, sounds like "doing blow at various hotels around NYC," but these press releases are always so vaguely worded, who really knows. But this doesn't seem like the kind of event that befits a Mark Brand Ambassador. Wait, yes it is. ANYWAY, take a gander at the guest list, especially if you are a member of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell and you want an idea of who best embodies the bloated imperialism you have been raised to hate since birth. But whatever, good for Ashley Greene for continuing to succeed as an actress by showing up at parties. Kellan Lutz continues to enthusiastically support various charities. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On The Road in Canada. Also, people starve to death every day.
3 comments:
Wait, beauty Maven is a job? How come no one told me that?
She looks Kristen Stewart in this picture. Yep.
@arebrown ...so basically your saying she looks like shes high??? hahah I agree
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