"I'm friends with an actor who used to screw Ashley Greene and he says Joe Jonas is 100% homosexual because he propositioned him at a party."
First of all, obviously we need to get some more information on both of these fronts. TODD tells me that the actor friend is "around the same level of fame as Ashley Greene," and the Greene/Jonas thing is "BS." It dovetails nicely with my theory that all of this is some kind of weird Disney ploy, though for the life of me I never thought that could possibly be true until now. Stay tuned, dear readers. This is a real gossip site now?