"He's totally into young, dark-haired actresses," their source says. First of all, hahahahahahaha that is the dumbest sentence anyone has ever said. Second of all, I think my source is more credible. Unless this person meant "actors" and just stuttered or something.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
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"He's totally into young, dark-haired actresses," their source says. First of all, hahahahahahaha that is the dumbest sentence anyone has ever said. Second of all, I think my source is more credible. Unless this person meant "actors" and just stuttered or something.
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This seems like industry standard rumor patrol. Gay dudes who want to be seen as straight in the industry always have crazy aggressive "HE'S SUCH A TOTAL POON HOUND, IT'S CRAAAAAAZY!" campaigns running. My guess is his people will find some actress or singer to marry him ASAP, like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
If Ashley Greene made a cash-money deal to be his beard, that was a really smart idea. It'll boost her exposure big time. It backfired for Katie Holmes, because she married Tom Cruise when his publicist wasn't keeping a tight enough leash on him and his crazy started showing, but Nicole Kidman's career REALLY benefitted from their marriage.
That A. Greene, always making intriguing choices.
Isn't it weird that like, originally I started speculating that Ashley Greene was really weird just to make things interesting, as in, I was just making it up, but then it turned out I was totally right? Ashley Greene is a total weirdo!
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