Wednesday, April 27, 2011

We Have To Talk About This

#1: Ashley Greene's hair in Breaking Dawn. See it here (via Twi-Examiner). You into it?
#2: The word that S. Meyer may write a Twilight spinoff focusing on (GULP) Jacob and Renesmee. Best idea or THE WORST IDEA YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?

13 comments:

daffyphack said...

I don't see where this can go wrong. I'm not sure how much kids like pedophiles, but it definitely works the other way around! Whoops, I'm in jail now!

battybyname79 said...

What? I said this was going to happen a few years back to wind someone up. I am speechless for once (trust me that does not happen often).

Alice said...

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Kira said...

1) AG must've been so bummed when she saw her new wig. "really? MORE dykey? cool. thanks. good thing joe's gay anyway." sorry, AG. at least you've got nice cans to distract from your bummer wig!

2) will zac ever get be allowed to rest? HAVE MERCY, SMEYERS! we already have all the deleted scenes from her website, the new movies, all the side projects of the stars, the bree tanner novella, zac's story about going to the 100 monkeys show in SF with me....when will it all end?

ZL said...

Also, this obviously confirms all of our worst suspicions about S. Meyer thinking Jacob/Renesmee is a totally cool and acceptable relationship, right?

I mean, even if this new book starts with her as an adult (WHAT IF IT DOESN'T OH GOD) it will be based on something so awful and dirty... it's kind of unprecedented, no? (WHAT IF IT'S A KIDS BOOK, LIKE WITH DRAWINGS?)

Emily said...

I think it's horrible and should never be made. Yet I sort of want to read your blogs about said abomination.

bryan said...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. That wug us just the worst.

ZL said...

Re: wigs: I'm taking it as a tip of Bill Condon's hat to people like us. That hair is very bi-curious, you know?

I'm glad Kira was able to look at the bright side (which is Ashley's front side) though!

Kim said...

What?! Oh man. You know it will start with her as a kid, because Meyer is just crazy like that. I am so morbidly curious where she will go with this.

Also, yeah, terrible wig. So vampire hair doesn't grow, but it does keep getting shorter?

ZL said...

You can cut it, but it just doesn't grow back. Maybe Alice had extensions but in?

No nerdo, but I always assumed her hair was way short because they chopped it all off in the mental institution, yes? That and the latent homosexuality, but anyway, it's true that the hair is now closer to how it was vaguely described in the book, but does Wyck Godfrey or whoever the fuck is steering this ship not care AT ALL about continuity? Bring back AG's New Moon look! Mafia widow all the way!

Kim said...

Yeah, I think the FAQ or something talked about her hair being all mental institution-y. So, apparently her hair looked the same for 80 years or whatever and then Bella came along and she decided to keep going shorter and shorter.

Rosanne said...

What are you trying to get at there, Kim? :-)

Did Alice just walk into the salon one day and say, "give me the Liza, please"?

In Anne Rice canon and in a few others, I think, a vampire can cut their hair or shave or do whatever, but the next night when they wake up it will be exactly as it was when they were turned and they have to style it all over again. I thought "I guess it would be better to have had long hair when you were turned, then you'd have more styling options. Also, be able to fit in in more eras." I read them when I was in middle school, give me a break.

ZL said...

So Kim, this is Alice being like "hint hint!"

But these vamps don't sleep! So what, is it like the way Guy Pearce's memory works in Memento? A car door slams, Alice gets distracted and loses focus, and then her hair is just long again?