The second most important thing I can tell you is that there are rumors out there that Ashley Greene is having sex with Leonardo Dicaprio. What? Am I dreaming? Where's the kick? Inception jokes still work, right? Or should we do Gatsby jokes instead?
"Where's the kick?"-Gatsby, in the pool
Anywhere, more on that soon. In the meantime, above is a picture of Kristen Stewart with her doppelganger Jena Malone. What would happen if the two of them and Kat Dennings were in the same room? Is that what's going to happen on May 21st? ANYWAY, what do you think Malone is thinking right there? What is happening with that face?