This looks like Ansel Adams accidentally hit the shutter one last time while he was walking away from the mountain. This looks like a water color I would have made in 3rd grade art, and I failed 3rd grade art! This looks like a birthday card from your aunt and when you see it you just know there's a bible verse inside instead of a check. REALLY?
I gotta hand it to you, though, Summit. This does really capture the spirit of the book. Nothing happens, and everything is red around the edges because of how pissed off you are the whole time you read it. REALLY.