Move over Jashley, there's a new inexplicable couple in town! I now have sufficient evidence that Ashley Greene is dating Gerard Butler, actor in such acclaimed films as Gamer and Laura Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life. What is my evidence, you ask? Well, there was that US Weekly piece about how they fucked, which has since been reproduced everywhere. Then, there is this tweet I posted yesterday. Clearly, that person knows the score about as much as US Weekly's editorial staff does. Finally: yesterday Ashley Greene posted a picture of some flowers someone sent her. Who else could have sent those? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have just presented %200 more evidence than your average speculative gossip piece. Three different examples? That is way the fuck above and beyond the call of duty. Ashley & Gerard are clearly The New Couple, and I think I have earned the right to say their name should be ASHLEONIDAS.
If you can think of something better, or if you want to make a 300 joke about Ashley Greene's sexual conquests, or if you want to dry heave, do so in the comments.
Meanwhile, Ashley Greene went to Panera Bread yesterday!
CELEBS ARE JUST LIKE US: When they can't find anywhere else, they go to fucking Panera Bread and are just like "fuck it!" Also, I think my friend Ryan bought those same sunglasses in L.A. when I pressured him to because it would look "Hollywood." And I was right!
1 comment:
I lol'd at the 300 remark and the guy in the cubicle next to me gave me a dirty look.
Wow, AG went from a tween sensation to a teen heart throb (I think). Pretty soon she'll have to nail Neil Diamond so she can piss off all the moms out there.
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