Ashley Greene On Esquire And Other News

Great, now I have to renew my subscription to Esquire? Photographer John Russo tweeted earlier this week that he'd just completed a photoshoot with Ashley Greene for an upcoming Esquire cover. Now, I don't really know what the lead time is for print media these days but if I had to venture a guess I'd say this would be for the September or October issue, given that Breaking Dawn pt. 1 comes out in November. I mean, it's not like AG has any other projects on the way, right? Sorry AG. But anyway, Esquire! Cool! I look forward to the awkward profile Tom Chiarella or Scott Raab will probably write in which they expand some detail about the way Greene deals with a waiter or something and make it the thesis for the article/her whole existence:

He asks if she wants bread, she says she does. A faint glow behind her eyes. "I love bread," she says, really making a meal out of the very word. She winks at him and you can see, in this guy's eyes, all 18 years of cells in his body coming alive. She laughs as he leaves, a nice laugh, one you can hang your hat on. She's a real dame.

OK I'm just spitballing here but I bet you at least 60% of that paragraph will be in that damn profile. Place your bets now on what Ashley Greene will be wearing (or not wearing) on the cover. I mean, there definitely won't be pants, right?

In other AG news, she won't be at Comic-Con tomorrow. Can you blame her? Instead she's doing something even more needlessly complicated: 247Greene reports that she and Jackson Rathbone will be, uh, doing this:

Attendees are invited to stop by the Summit booth (4029) and submit questions that they would like to ask each of the stars. The ultimate fans with the best questions will be selected to speak with the talent live on the phone.

How very quaint! And weird! Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will be in the house, though and if recent events are any indication they will be all over each other. Yes, our couple, America's couple, was recently spotted PDA-ing it up at a vintage clothing store. To wit:

"They were laughing and very close, embracing in side hugs and seemed very enamored with each other," a store source at Iguana Vintage Clothing in Sherman Oaks, who helped the couple, told Hollywood Life.

You heard me: SIDE HUGS. It's cool if you want to take 5 to rub one out. Anyway, I have it on good authority that Comic Con is a hellscape, and I pity poor K. Stew who will be there to represent both Twilight and Snow White, but the good news in the next day or two we will probably have new images and maybe even a proper trailer for Breaking Dawn! So stay tuned for that.

Speaking of Stewart, she was out and about in LA again a few days ago. Which means it is time for our weekly pictures of her butt!

Finally, via the Twilight Examiner, here is a depiction of Bella letting Edward into her head at the end of Breaking Dawn. YAY! Bella's final act of anti-feminism, immortalized for all time. I'm so happy I got to relive that moment. It's sort of like when you eat a bunch of Chinese food and then you throw it up later and taste it all over again!