BLOGGING BREAKING DAWN, A DIRECTORY

This book is like Yeats's "The Second Coming" in reverse: a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem (Forks) and is born, and then boom: 20 centuries of stony sleep. After thousands of pages of insanity, Stephenie Meyer just shrugs us off. Oh well.

Part 1: Vampire Blues

Part 2: Old Soul Song

Part 3: Planned Parenthood

Part 4: How Soon Is Now?

Part 5: Party Down

Part 6: MILF Island

Part 7: The Honeymooners

Part 8: A Perfect Day For Bananafish

Part 9: Knocked Up!

Part 10: Mama, I'm Swollen

Part 11: Jacob The Obscure

Part 12: Stare Decisis

Part 13: Rosalie V. Wade

Part 14: Killing Yourself To Live

Part 15: Division Day

Part 16: Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes

Part 17: To The Dogs Or Whoever

Part 18: Limited Omniscient

Part 19: Pine Barrens

Part 20: What's In A Name?

Part 21: Ocean Of Noise

Part 22: From Here To Infirmary

Part 23: Way Down In The Hole

Part 24: My My My Heart Like A Kick Drum

Part 25: All Deliberate Speed

Part 26: Easy, Lucky, Free

Part 27: Immaculate Exception

Part 28: You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

Part 29: Last Tango In Forks

Part 30: Napoleon's Battle Plan

Part 31: Still Life With Cullens

Part 32: It Gets Better

Part 33: Girl From The North Country

Part 34: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Irina?

Part 35: Seacrest Out

Part 36: The Pain From An Old Wound

Part 37: While You Wait For The Others

Part 38: The Kids Don't Stand A Chance

Part 39: Superbad

Part 40: The Fellowship Of The Promise Ring

Part 41: Finish Your Collapse & Stay For Breakfast

Part 42: Ante Up

Part 43: Fluorescent Half Dome

Part 44: Feeling Yourself Disintegrate

Part 45: Let Garrett Be Garrett

Part 46: Alice Ex Machina

Part 47: No One Would Riot For Less

Part 48: Not With A Bang But A Whatever

• Consider The Lobster Ravioli
• Forks, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down
• What We Agree About When We Talk About Twilight
• Mr. Cullen Goes To Washington