Kristen Stewart Fucks Like A Champion

There's a lot of Twilight news out there right now, but I am going to do my best to bring you the very best stuff. And this one is VERY IMPORTANT. Maybe the most important thing we have ever covered. Take it away, Richard Lawson!

Speaking of unsettling sex things, Summit apparently had to reshoot the big climactic (heh) sex scene in the upcoming Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 because star Kristen Stewart was, uh, thrusting too much. Director Bill Condon says that there are certain MPAA rules about thrusting and that Stewart broke them. Thrusting rules! Man, the MPAA is America's most useful deliberative body, isn't it? Just always doing the stuff that matters.

YESSSS. Excellent work, K. Stew. How many thrusts do you think is the maximum for PG-13? Or is it more like, level of vigor? Either way, I think we can add her to the list of celebrities that are almost certainly good at sex, along with Ryan Gosling and Lykke Li. Happy Friday, gang.