- According to my new AG news feed, Greene has dropped out of that movie called The Boom Boom Room. Good. Except wasn't she going to be opposite Hal Holbrook or some shit? Oh well.
- AG is the new face/boobs/crotch for DKNY, and she's got a billboard up in Times Square. Pretty cool! Almost as cool as being in a movie! And here's are some behind the scenes videos of the DKNY photoshoots, which are very slick. Don't you kind of feel like AG finally looks like a vampire? At first I was like "cool" and then I was like "maybe she should check in somewhere?"
- I'm obviously burying the lede though. I haven't been following AG's arc on Pan Am because UGH and also WHY but apparently I am going to have to tune in now, because on January 22nd she's going to straight up LESBIAN SEDUCE Christina Ricci, which I think is a dream we all didn't even know we had. But there it is. THERE IT IS. Emily and I were discussing recently the literary device of the SURPRISE LESBIANS and we concluded that it's a pretty great device. And this is AG's second at-bat on the SL front (can we get away with SIKE DYKE?) so good for her, I guess (and also there is no way Olivia Twisted is not going to be a big lesbian fantasy too, I mean we're gender-bending right out the gate! HAT TRICK). I do have to take away a few points from Pan Am for using the most TEXTBOOK LESBIAN PORN lines ever said (assuming that gif is accurate, which is a huge assumption) But whatever, Emily's first reaction to this news was "and there was much rejoicing" and that sums it up, I think.
- On a sad note, that aforementioned new AG news source says that 247Greene has been hospitalized for the last few weeks following an accident. That's a major bummer, and I hope you will all join me in sending good vibes in his or her direction. Get well soon, 247! If that really IS your first name...
Previously: the MUST SEE trailer for LOL, which I actually think might be a kind of remake of Minority Report?
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