Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Breaking Dawn pt 2 Teaser Clarifies A Lot For Me

So here I am, minding my business, thinking I'm a normal human person, and then I see a 49 second teaser trailer for Breaking Dawn pt. 2, a movie based on a part of a book I thought I loathed so much that I actually claimed I wasn't going to see it. Seriously, I actually claimed that. December 8th, 2011:
[7:24 PM] zacharylittle: Well, I am done with this series anyway.
[7:24 PM] pir8munky: uh, you aren't going to se part 2?
[7:24 PM] kirabira: bullshit.
[7:24 PM] kirabira: you have to see pt 2.
[7:24 PM] zacharylittle: In theaters? I doubt it.
[7:24 PM] pir8munky: totally!
[7:25 PM] kirabira: you have to see renesmee
[7:25 PM] pir8munky: you can't stop now, zac
[7:25 PM] pir8munky: you have to see the "battle"
[7:25 PM] kirabira: you need to see this through.
[7:25 PM] zacharylittle: Like, no joke, this movie temporarily restored my love for the series
[7:25 PM] zacharylittle: But that love is gone again already
[7:25 PM] kirabira: maybe you don't need to attend a convention (but you do) but you need to see pt 2.
[7:25 PM] zacharylittle: UGHHH
[7:25 PM] pir8munky: This series is the Jake Gyllenhaal character to my Heath Ledger character
But apparently I was wrong about my own feelings, because my reaction to this trailer went something like this: FUCK YEAH ROCK ME VAMPY BELLA! FUCK YOU KATNISS! ICE THAT FUCKING DEER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS BELLA ARROWS IS 4 PUSSIES!!!! I'm so very on board with this movie. Already. I love that Vampire Bella is bringing some J-horror style to the proceedings. BEFORE YOU DIE YOU SEE THE UGLY ENGAGEMENT RING.

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