Meanwhile, i09 has collected the weirdest Hunger Games merch so far invented. But we've got years for this shit to get WAY WEIRDER. Personally I'm not going to bat an eye until someone markets a Gale Hawthorne sex whip. Shit, that's a damn good idea.
Elsewhere, my friend Hugo sent me this link today: If Famous Authors Had Written Twilight. It's pretty great.
Also, I continue to blog at a startling pace on Tumblr, if you are at all interested.