Friday, March 9, 2012
The Universe Is An Infinite Sphere Whose Center Is Everywhere And Whose Circumference Is Nowhere
playing a character named Alice in a new TV show about fashion. We've been gently making fun of the fact that her movies aren't coming out, but rumor has it that homegirl is getting paid anyway for sitting in the front row at fashion shows. Everything is the same, even if it's different. Another potential new TV star this pilot season is Janet Montgomery, Ashley Greene's British doppelganger. (Janet Montgomery once guest-starred on Skins.) After seeing Our Idiot Brother, Kings of Leon member Jared Followill tweeted that he was "crushing on" Janet Montgomery (We are all the bassist in Kings of Leon, in a way). Jared Followill has often been seen with AG, but the word is that they're just friends ("You certainly have a type"-Michael Bluth). After being cast in that new pilot, Janet Montgomery tweeted that she was looking for, among other things, a "BF" in NYC. She and Followill have since been romantically linked ("Okay, I'll just date the other one"-Jared Followill). Sooner or later everything I write about comes back around to something else I write about. This is like an Eddie Murphy movie or some shit.