Can You Believe Breaking Dawn Did Or Did Not Win Last Night!?
Good morning! OK so I did not watch the MTV Movie Awards, even though I feel a certain amount of possibly misguided loyalty to them. Instead, I watched episodes of How I Met Your Mother on Netflix. It's a great show, did you know? Consequently, I don't know if Breaking Dawn won BEST MOVIE or MOST YOLO MOVIE or whatever they call that award. I also don't know if they won best kiss/most yolo kiss, and if they did, who or what Robert Pattinson molested in celebration. I simply know none of it! But I would like to know, so tell me all about it in the comments. (True, I could just look this stuff up, but I will be at work by the time you read this, and as I write this, the MTV Movie Awards HAVE NOT EVEN HAPPENED. Amazing, right? I haven't even watched How I Met Your Mother yet! I'm taking a real gamble here, assuming that is what I am going to do. I might have lied to you. No I didn't, I'm definitely going to watch it, that show is killer.)