Kristen Stewart's Tits For Finnick!

1. Yesterday I was at a movie theater watching The Amazing Spider-Man for the second time. As I admired the performances and chemistry of Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, a thought occurred to me, one that shook me to my very core: Holy shit, maybe Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson ARE terrible actors! Because seriously, Garfield/Stone is Shakespeare the way it is meant to be marketed, y'all. BELIEVE THE HYPE. But the Cosmopolis trailer looks FUCKING GNARLY, so I'll keep the jury locked out for a while longer. Seriously reconsidering shit, though. 
2. As for the merit of Kristen Stewart's acting, we'll figure out whether there is any once we finish staring at her boobs. Here's Celebitchy, Jezebel, and Videogum all reporting on the fake tits story today with varying degrees of skepticism. Points to Celebitchy (newest addition to my Google Reader what upppp) for finding some sideboob-heavy comparison photos, but mostly I'd just like to point out that this blog was on this story SIX DAYS AGO, and I'm not even TRYING anymore. What gives? I except a little more dilligence from the mainstream media on the "Kristen Stewart's boobs" front. I can't wait for Aaron Sorkin to righteously correct this shit in the fourth season of The Newsroom.
3. And finally: it looks like Sam Clarifinakis, the Paul Brittain-looking motherfucker from Snow White And The Huntsman, is going to play Finnick in Catching Fire. BOOOOOOO! Who the fuck looked at that cast and thought "What we really need is another bland white guy"?!? Fuck this noise. I'm going to go stare into Jesse Williams's eyes until I calm down.